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/*  
* OK; before you read the following code know what I am trying to do.  
* I needed to get the list of child catagories from the root node so that  
* the root node didn't appear in the selection box. But for some stupid  
* fucking reason the stupid fucking DBA wont let me access the items using  
* indices and I instead have to use their stupid fucking Iterator  
* implementation. So there.  
*/
$firstList =$this->getRootNode()->getChildren();

foreach ($firstList as $node)
{
    $nodes = $node->getChildren();

    break;    // wtf?
}
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// if i ever see this again i'm going to start bringing guns to work
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//hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser)
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/** 
* For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones, 
* the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest, 
* fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men, 
* I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, 
* never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, 
* never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. 
*/
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// 
// Dear maintainer:
// 

// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
// 
// total_hours_wasted_here = 16
//
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// TODO: Fix this. Fix what?
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// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read
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// I will give you two of my seventy-two virgins if you can fix this.
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options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!
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// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.
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//Dear future me. Please forgive me.
//I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.
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# To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file.

В конце файла:

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# To understand recursion, see the top of this file.
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//I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem.
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//somedev1 - 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Logic screen
//somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass
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/*  
* You may think you know what the following code does.  
* But you dont. Trust me  
* Fiddle with me, and youll spend many a sleppless  
* night cursing the moment you thought you be clever   
* enough to "optimize" the code below.  
* Now close this file and go play with something else.
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// drunk, fix later
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// Magic. Do not touch.
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// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public
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Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up; //ha ha
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//When I wrote this, only God and I understood that I was doing
//Now, God only knows



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