Collection of short jokes

A call to the head of the military school:

- Your cadet was detained for attempted rape.
- Attempted rape or rape?
- Attempted.
- This is not our cadet.




- I said "NO", so take it out!


During the course of evolution, taxi drivers grew a third arm and an eye on their backs.


A properly trained conscience never bites its owner.

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